Alfred Hitchcock's The (angry) Birds

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Mr. Hitchcock would like to say a few words to you

Alfred: how do you do, my name is Alfred Hitchcock, and i would like to tell you about my forecoming app. its about the birds and their long hatred for pigs. it will be seen on iphones like this, all over the country. in my app, i hope to make you all aware of our friends, the birds. theirs is a noble history, and all through it, pigs have played an important part. *points to picture of a yellow bird with a spear in its head* this cave drawing is of one of pigs evilness. one could only imagine the pain other birds felt, to see a dead comrad. the story of pigs and birds is filled of many fine examples of the destructive ways that these creatures have added to the world. take this yellow egg, from the first stealing. how proud the birds must have been to have the eggs taken away, to feed the pigs ravenous hunger. here, we have a shard of glass. here, the pigs created forts for protection, quiet crapply made, of course. this crown playes a very important part of my lecture. not a question of who attacked who, i dont like dealing with controversial matters. thousands of years ago, pigs were satisfied with taking mud, and rolling around in it. now, crowning a dictatorish king in a faraway palace, and by scientificly conjuring a plan, made sure that they would have a more pleasant meal, instead of rubbish from a trough. originally, there were many varities of birds on the planet, som have become extinct. the mighty hawk, the boomerang pigeon, and the famous rainbow bird have all gone, due to suicidal attacks to save the eggs from the swine menace. of course, this is natures way *smiles sarcasticly* pigs merely hurry up the project, witout any guilt. the two species have been behind great advances in civilization. for example, the slingshot was the inspiration for multiple attacks. and its his *alfred mask falls off, reaviles pig* speed and eligance, that... *the roof crashes in, pig is killed*

Red bird: yaaahh, higgabah. *another pig walks in*

Pig 2: their coming, their coming *swiches to scene with numerous birds fly by, shieking their game calls*

What is the shocking mystery of the birds? They massed by the tens of thousands. What is their intent. addiction, and fun, beyond any thing youve every played, or imagined. Alfred Hitchcock's The (angry) Birds.